flaw

I have a huge flaw.

 Some think that it's a little funny while others feel that it's offensive.

Ok, it's super offensive.

 I have a problem with really stupid annoying people.  And I feel like it is my duty as a citizen of this great country to let them know that their awesomeness is offending my brain. I have always had this problem. It used to be super bad when I was younger, but then I grew up and learned how to control my emotions.

 Facebook has made this little quirk about me into a raging  fire breathing dragon that would love nothing better than burn the town and devour the townspeople. I just love it when stupid ignorant people make comments on things and they just sound like they are talking out of their arse. Seriously? We all know that your super awesome with your perfect amazing life. Please save the rest of humanity from your verbal farts.

I'm really trying to be an adult and hold back on commenting a response to their unbelievably ignorant thoughts. I'm trying really hard to take a deep breathe and count to 10. I am really really trying hard to be a kind nice person. But it's just really hard!!!!!

I am the wild card, ladies.

Prepare to have your panties in a twist, because there will be no knight in shinning armor to save you from this verbal dragon.

Once again...

I am getting sick. I can feel it. It's in my face and it hurts. I've seriously have had some type of cold since October. Right now as I am typing I am snotting all over myself and laptop (for reals, it's gross). Omg I can't breathe.  It's all the weathers fault. Freaking weather gods...

pandemonium

Definition of PANDEMONIUM

1:  the capital of Hell in Milton's Paradise Lost

2:  the infernal regions :  hell

3:   not capitalized :  a wild uproar :  tumult

4: the days before a winter storm and everyone at Walmart goes batshit crazy

 

Yesterday, I had to go to Walmart. Not because I needed supplies to survive this oncoming "storm", I just really wanted to make a baked lobster macaroni and cheese. The parking lot was freaking packed and I ended up parking like 5 miles from the entrance. It was freaking complete chaos in the store. People are running around with their carts, filling them up with cases of Bush Light and Mt Dew. We waited 45 min in line to check out, which really is a standard Walmart procedure anyway.

 

Anyways, it was horrible. And this "storm" hasn't even happened yet. The weather dudes predicted that we would get 4-8in in snow yesterday. Today they say about 1 in in snow. I don't think they really know. But it is going to be freaking cold tomorrow. Something like -8 or something ridiculously worse and cold. And they are most likely going to cancel school. Not cool weather gods, not cool.