For all of those that know me really well, know that I am actually an idiot. I get confused, will believe anything that you tell me and fall down and bump into walls alot.
The other day while I was trying to herd all of the monsters outside to leave, I left my keys on the counter and shut the locked door. I was locked out of my house and my van. I search for my phone (I'm surprised that it wasn't inside) call Brian and tell him that I locked myself out. I could hear him roll his eyes over the phone. He wasn't really surprised either. Well turns out that Brian can't come home because he was in Haubstadt for a meeting. So he tells me to find a window to break in. I find a window (all of our windows are about 5 ft off of the ground) put a slit in the screen, pop it out and push up the window. Then I have to chase after Reese to thow her in the window. During this time Reese is screaming at me at the top of her lungs saying that she is so mad at me for making her do this blah blah blah. So I grab her, arms and legs kicking, throw her into the window and tell her to open the door. She gives me a dirty look and starts walking the opposite way. So I scream at her. Then I hear someone laughing behind me.... The mail lady is laughing hysterically. She saw the entire thing and tells me that she feels for me. Well Reese FINALLY opens the freaking door, I get my keys and we leave to have a new adventure at Walmart and Sam's Club.
