Meet Ted..

This is Ted. He lives two houses down from us. See the brick wall that he jumps over? Ted barks all day long. I HATE Ted.

The dog really drives me nuts, it does not stop barking! I'll be in my kitchen, it sees me and barks. I take the trash out, he's barking. He sees my stupid cat in a window, barking!! Stupid freaking dog!

Ted is also not a dog that you can go up to and pet. He'd rather rip your face off if you get within 5 feet of him.

I think that I am going to get a great big dog to eat Ted.